Strange.

It is almost as though they don’t know what to do now that it is fairly obvious that Trump is filthy with Epstein stuff. Conservatives on the right have been beating the Epstein drum for the last six years, but now that it certainly seems that Trump was in deep with the guy, suddenly no one has anything to say.

The Epstein files are on my desk

Trump is in the Epstein files (thanks, Elon!)

There are no Epstein files

There are Epstein files, but they are all made up by, uh, Hillary or something

Stop talking about the Epstein files

I have never written a picture in my life

Well, I have drawn lots of pictures in my life, evidently

Epstein was banned from Mar a Lago for being a creep

Wait, no, Epstein was banned from Mar a Lago for stealing employees, or something

It’s fun to watch them try to deflect and rationalize all the while shifting their stories in different directions every ten minutes.