Everything is going very bigly good! Yessiree.

The stock market didn’t just fall… it plummeted, harder than any day since pandemic March…and it continues to fall, hard, as we speak. People are losing jobs, people’s retirements got whacked, portfolios are screaming…but it’s all okay, because anyone who points out actual, verifiable numbers will be dismissed as a troll who suffers from TDS. 

Incidentally, the stock market has lost ten trillion dollars since Bonespurs was inaugurated. Ten trillion. With a “t.”

Winning!

I also love how the Big Beautiful Brain imposed tariffs on two completely uninhabited islands… and forgot to impose any on Russia.

More winning!

Which is fine! You can just keep going on as though this isn’t a catastrophe that has a profound effect on basically every American. 

Midterms are going to be hilarious.